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SLOP EP

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by SHRIMPS

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The debutante release from everyone's favorite chip funk dudes who do it live with they hands. All programming and sequencing happened in the brain and stayed there.

You'll definitely hear human glitches up on this release. Yeah, they could have gotten fixed, but that kinda defeats the purpose of all this doesn't it? Please enjoy the slop being served up here... them shrimps sure had a good time putting it together.

SHRIMPS.
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released 12 May 2011
All music written, performed, produced, mixed and mastered by shrimps: B.Leo and J. Calabrese.

Artwork by KeFF

Thanks to our special ladies who afforded us lost weekends (and weeknights) to get-shrimpy-wit-it and get this done.

Special shout to David Viens and Plogue Chipsounds for every convincing chip sound heard on this release. "True chip," much like the groove, is in the heart, baby.
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B.Leo and J.Calabrese making electronic funk for the ages.

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Track Name: SHRIMPS SHUFFLE
SHRIMPS!
Track Name: SWAGGER
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
THE GUY
WALKING
INTO A BAR DOWNTOWN
ASKING
WHY IS A FULL MOON ROUND?

A PRIEST
A RABBI
AND 17 BUDDHIST MONKS
ALL BLAME
A SERIES OF HIGH COW JUMPS

19
WISE MEN
SCREWED IN A BLACK LIGHT BULB
SO HE’S
ENLIGHTENED BEFORE LAST CALL

ASTONISHED
THE MAN SITS
AND PONDERS THIS PUNCHLINE QUIP
HE’S HUNGRY
IT’S BEEN SUCH A LONG, STRANGE TRIP

CHORUS

OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME
OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS STARTING TO SWAY


WHY
DID THAT
CHICKEN GO CROSS THE ROAD
IT’S POT PIE
EN ROUTE TO YOUR MOTHER’S HOME

YOUR MOM
IS SO FAT
SHE FLASHED THE TOP OF HER CRACK
THE COW CAME BACK
AND TRIED TO JUMP OVER THAT

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
DELIVERY GUY REPLIES
“FOOD’S HERE
AND LADY IT’S $12.05”

THE DOOR
SWINGS OPEN
IT’S DIFFICULT TO COMPUTE
IT’S JESUS
AND HE’S WEARING A BATHING SUIT

CHORUS

OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME
OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS HERE TO STAY
Track Name: SIRE
DON’T CALL ME SIR, YOU BETTER CALL ME SIRE
DON’T THINK YOU’RE BIG TIME WHEN YOU’RE JUST A SQUIRE
IF THINGS GET GOING RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE
DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME PREACHING TO THE CHOIR

AND EVERY DAY THE PILL GETS HARDER TO SWALLOW
AND EVERY DAY THE RULES GETS HARDER TO FOLLOW

DON’T CHANGE YOUR FACE, YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR MIND
DON’T FLUSH THEM TAMPONS DOWN THE SEWER LINE
IF THINGS GET STICKY WHEN IT’S PARTY TIME
DON’T CALL ME SIR, YOU BETTER CALL ME SIRE

AND EVERY DAY THE PILL GETS HARDER TO SWALLOW
AND EVERY DAY THE NEWS GETS HARDER TO FOLLOW
AND EVERY DAY CASH GETS HARDER TO BORROW
AND EVERY DAY THINGS GET PUSHED TILL TOMORROW
Track Name: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS
RAINING DOWN
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS
UPTOWN

SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS
ALL AROUND
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS
DOWNTOWN

SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS
GAINING GROUND
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS
GET DOWN

SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS
ONE THOUSAND POUNDS
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS
DON'T DROWN

IT AIN'T EASY
NO, SHRIMPIN’ AIN'T EASY
IT AIN'T EASY, SORRY CHARLIE
WE WON'T STOP TILL WE'RE THE TALK OF THE TOWN
AND YOU KNOW WE GET DOWN

SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS
HOW SWEET THE SOUND
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS
BOW DOWN

SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS
WEARING CROWNS
SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS
BOW DOWN

IT AIN'T EASY
NO, IT AIN'T EASY
IT AIN'T EASY, SORRY CHARLIE
WE WON'T STOP TILL WE'RE THE TALK OF THE TOWN
AND YOU KNOW WE GET DOWN

HAM RAINING DOWN
IN THE FACE