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SLOP EP

by SHRIMPS

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INTRO 01:04
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SHRIMPS!
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SWAGGER 04:05
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE GUY WALKING INTO A BAR DOWNTOWN ASKING WHY IS A FULL MOON ROUND? A PRIEST A RABBI AND 17 BUDDHIST MONKS ALL BLAME A SERIES OF HIGH COW JUMPS 19 WISE MEN SCREWED IN A BLACK LIGHT BULB SO HE’S ENLIGHTENED BEFORE LAST CALL ASTONISHED THE MAN SITS AND PONDERS THIS PUNCHLINE QUIP HE’S HUNGRY IT’S BEEN SUCH A LONG, STRANGE TRIP CHORUS OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS STARTING TO SWAY WHY DID THAT CHICKEN GO CROSS THE ROAD IT’S POT PIE EN ROUTE TO YOUR MOTHER’S HOME YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE FLASHED THE TOP OF HER CRACK THE COW CAME BACK AND TRIED TO JUMP OVER THAT KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE DELIVERY GUY REPLIES “FOOD’S HERE AND LADY IT’S $12.05” THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN IT’S DIFFICULT TO COMPUTE IT’S JESUS AND HE’S WEARING A BATHING SUIT CHORUS OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS HERE TO STAY
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SIRE 03:56
DON’T CALL ME SIR, YOU BETTER CALL ME SIRE DON’T THINK YOU’RE BIG TIME WHEN YOU’RE JUST A SQUIRE IF THINGS GET GOING RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME PREACHING TO THE CHOIR AND EVERY DAY THE PILL GETS HARDER TO SWALLOW AND EVERY DAY THE RULES GETS HARDER TO FOLLOW DON’T CHANGE YOUR FACE, YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR MIND DON’T FLUSH THEM TAMPONS DOWN THE SEWER LINE IF THINGS GET STICKY WHEN IT’S PARTY TIME DON’T CALL ME SIR, YOU BETTER CALL ME SIRE AND EVERY DAY THE PILL GETS HARDER TO SWALLOW AND EVERY DAY THE NEWS GETS HARDER TO FOLLOW AND EVERY DAY CASH GETS HARDER TO BORROW AND EVERY DAY THINGS GET PUSHED TILL TOMORROW
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SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS RAINING DOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS UPTOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS ALL AROUND SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF FROGS DOWNTOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS GAINING GROUND SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS GET DOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS ONE THOUSAND POUNDS SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF HOGS DON'T DROWN IT AIN'T EASY NO, SHRIMPIN’ AIN'T EASY IT AIN'T EASY, SORRY CHARLIE WE WON'T STOP TILL WE'RE THE TALK OF THE TOWN AND YOU KNOW WE GET DOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS HOW SWEET THE SOUND SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS BOW DOWN SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS WEARING CROWNS SHRIMPS THE SIZE OF GODS BOW DOWN IT AIN'T EASY NO, IT AIN'T EASY IT AIN'T EASY, SORRY CHARLIE WE WON'T STOP TILL WE'RE THE TALK OF THE TOWN AND YOU KNOW WE GET DOWN HAM RAINING DOWN IN THE FACE

about

The debutante release from everyone's favorite chip funk dudes who do it live with their hands. All programming and sequencing happened in the brain and stayed there.

You'll definitely hear human glitches up on this release. Yeah, they could have gotten fixed, but that kinda defeats the purpose of all this doesn't it? Please enjoy the slop being served up here... them shrimps sure had a good time putting it together.

SHRIMPS.

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credits

released May 12, 2011

All music written, performed, produced, mixed and mastered by shrimps: B.Leo and J. Calabrese.

Artwork by KeFF

Thanks to our special ladies who afforded us lost weekends (and weeknights) to get-shrimpy-wit-it and get this done.

Special shout to David Viens and Plogue Chipsounds for every convincing chip sound heard on this release. "True chip," much like the groove, is in the heart, baby.

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B.Leo and J.Calabrese making electronic funk for the ages.

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