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SWAGGER

from SLOP EP by SHRIMPS

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lyrics

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
THE GUY
WALKING
INTO A BAR DOWNTOWN
ASKING
WHY IS A FULL MOON ROUND?

A PRIEST
A RABBI
AND 17 BUDDHIST MONKS
ALL BLAME
A SERIES OF HIGH COW JUMPS

19
WISE MEN
SCREWED IN A BLACK LIGHT BULB
SO HE’S
ENLIGHTENED BEFORE LAST CALL

ASTONISHED
THE MAN SITS
AND PONDERS THIS PUNCHLINE QUIP
HE’S HUNGRY
IT’S BEEN SUCH A LONG, STRANGE TRIP

CHORUS

OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME
OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS STARTING TO SWAY


WHY
DID THAT
CHICKEN GO CROSS THE ROAD
IT’S POT PIE
EN ROUTE TO YOUR MOTHER’S HOME

YOUR MOM
IS SO FAT
SHE FLASHED THE TOP OF HER CRACK
THE COW CAME BACK
AND TRIED TO JUMP OVER THAT

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
DELIVERY GUY REPLIES
“FOOD’S HERE
AND LADY IT’S $12.05”

THE DOOR
SWINGS OPEN
IT’S DIFFICULT TO COMPUTE
IT’S JESUS
AND HE’S WEARING A BATHING SUIT

CHORUS

OOOOHHHH ALMOST SMELL THAT SHEPHERDS PIE BACK HOME
OOOOHHHH OUR SWAGGER IS HERE TO STAY

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from SLOP EP, track released April 27, 2011
Written by B.Leo/J.Calabrese

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